🫦 SoliciDate

What Is SoliciDate?SoliciDate is the only matchmaking platform designed for small businesses and lonely contracting officers.We help you:
✅ Get registered, verified, and ready to win
✅ Swipe right on real set-aside opportunities
✅ Avoid red flags (like unsolicited capability attachments)
✅ Build relationships—not just responsesSoliciDate is 100% fake. The advice is not.

How It Works1️⃣ Build your profile: SAM.gov, NAICS, UEI
2️⃣ Upload a flattering capability statement (no attachments in the first message, please)
3️⃣ Set your filters: set-asides, NAICS, size standard
4️⃣ Swipe through federal opportunities
5️⃣ Submit your proposal (on time, with formatting)
6️⃣ Ghosting is possible. Growth is optional. Compliance is forever.

💼 VA Set-Aside
🎯 Looking for: SDVOSB with facility support capacity
📍 Location: Remote-ish
📝 “Bonus points if you actually read Section L.”

📄 GSA BPA – Not Looking for Anything Serious
🎯 Seeking: Schedule holders with past performance and trust issues
📍 Location: Everywhere
🚫 “No capability statements in the first message, please.”

💼 DoD MICC – Emotionally Unavailable but Needs Everything Yesterday
🎯 Seeking: Fully staffed small business that can deploy within 72 hours but still qualifies for a set-aside
📍 Location: Forward Operating Base (Classified)
💬 “Looking for something long-term. Also short-term. Also maybe just market research.”
🚩 “Bonus points if your proposal includes a COMSEC plan, a goat, and a typo in Section B.”

🛠️ Army Corps of Engineers – Likes It Rough, Demands Precise Specs
🎯 Seeking: A contractor who understands drainage, fencing, and emotional suppression
📍 Location: Wherever the mud is deepest
🪖 “You will get yelled at. If you like that, we might just work.”
📏 “Must submit shop drawings, environmental plan, and your soul. In triplicate.”

📄 Dept. of Labor – Seeking High Standards, Pays Net-90
🎯 Looking for: Someone with real past performance and the patience of a saint
📍 Location: Anywhere but always at least 2 hours behind on emails
💬 “Must love compliance. And submitting invoices multiple times.”
🕊️ “Ghosted our last vendor. We weren't ready. But we are now. Probably.”

📑 NOAA – Into Climate Data and Passive-Aggressive Modifications
🎯 Seeking: A small business who gets our mission and doesn’t mind being underwater (literally or financially)
📍 Location: Coastal-ish
⚠️ “Must include five signed originals of Attachment J. No typos. No mercy.”
🌊 “Will drown you in amendments. But at least we’ll say ‘please.’”

📦 USPS – Likes Routine, Hates Surprises, Probably Lost Your Proposal
🎯 Seeking: Predictable, reliable, barcode-savvy contractor with emotional range of a shipping label
📍 Location: In transit
✉️ “We’re open to poly…procurement.”
📮 “Don’t ask about the last vendor. Or the one before that. Or the one before that.”

Why You're Getting Left on Read❌ “We do everything!” = No boundaries. 🚩
❌ “We’re certified!” = Okay… but what do you actually do?
❌ Spamming capability statements = Unsolicited attachment energy
❌ Circling back (again) = You’re not being ghosted, they’re just not into your bid
❌ Submitting late = You missed the window and the point

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